gaffa told me

July 21st, 2008

a world cup 2006 anthem by dean faithful, with special guest appearances from wayne rooney and david beckham.

rock blondsky

July 21st, 2008

out of work commercials actor rock blondsky was horrifically typecast while filming a series of toilet roll ads back in the 80’s. he lives in south west london with his animated pet bird, ‘bird’.

dave calling

July 21st, 2008

ex raver ‘thousand e’s tony’ is piecing his life back together after a complete physical and mental breakdown. the last thing he needs is a call from dave, the council estate gossip.

anal floss™

July 21st, 2008

for when toilet roll just doesn’t cut it.

anal floss™ (polish)

pod kątem podczas człowiek ciężkiej pracy toczyć nie wymaga nie przestań.

the shining

July 20th, 2008

seven years in the making, we refilmed the shining shot for shot but on a video camera and with no lighting. ironically, fourteen of our crew members died during production - two for every year. except they all died on one day.



making the shining







the other half

July 15th, 2008

you’ve seen these types, hanging around mcdonalds, spitting all over the floor, wearing reebok classics, fake burberry and hoods. scum.

the shift

July 15th, 2008

terence and sarge are back on the trail of their nemesis, spencer coxson. high jinks ensue as they pursue. contains graphic violence of a filthy nature.

interrogation

mug him! hit him terence, hit him some more! you filth - take it! tell us where your brother is! terence and sarge get down to some serious interrogating.


mike reid sings the shift

shifty little filth greaser hits the ground running.

axe boy

July 15th, 2008

malcolm’s gone to bed with a good book. it better be good, as it’s the last book malcolm will ever read.

lydia

July 15th, 2008

more girl trouble for the friedmeister. this time he’s shacked up with a manbeater. and she’s a whore to boot. this shlump really knows how to pick them.

lucky stars

July 15th, 2008

dean friedman’s got it all - manhattan apartment, loving girlfriend, massive nose. so why’s he always worrying? life can be complicated when you’re a schmendrick.