who got who? These wiseguys love a practical joke.
But this time the joke ain't funny.
arkansas story Bobby Ray Chancer sings a harrowing song about a little girl and her flesh eating pig.
colin & barry's
christmas roast 'Tis the night before Christmas.
Colin's decorating the tree.
But who's that inside?
It's a treat from Barry.
bear grylls do bears eat shit in the woods? bear grylls does and he's on a mission to find the magical munk tree.
done deal donald david dixon has set up a big money contract with entrepreneur swede, roscoe rylander. it's up to donald cox to seal the deal in bangkok. this is the big one keeno. sure.
balls tired of getting your balls broken? spray some balls on your face.
ramsay's nightmare the oven's hot yes, but poor old chef ramsay. he's having a proper kitchen nightmare.
colin & barry a shifty stroll by the riverside on a sunny day. what could possibly go wrong? suck it and see. oooh, saucy!
the exchange it is the two men who exchange the package. other men want the taking of the package. what is it inside the package?
spitting deans nobody messes with doublecap and his crew, so when two rival deans step up for a fight the spit hits the fan. you better recognise.
david dixon & donald cox david dixon is desperate to seal a big business deal but his boss donald cox has no time for the keeno.
gavin's room it's philip mitchell's first day at work as a child psychologist. it's his dream job, but soon turns into the stuff of nightmares.
clive's confession clive's breath stinks. so does his fiance marion's. not that it matters now. clive's been thinking and has come to a life changing decision. contains bad breath.
lydia more girl trouble for the friedmeister. this time he's shacked up with a manbeater. and she's a whore to boot. this shlump really knows how to pick them.
shooting challenge after the war germans had no one to shoot so they invented a new game. in shooting challenge contestants have to shoot as much fruit off a tree as possible, the winner takes home himmler's helmet, the loser is shot dead.
stalk self employed graphic designer and part-time lecturer mike smudgeface is being trailed by a madman.
feature: the invisible man a stranger arrives in the small town of coxwold and after settling into the local b&b reveals his dark secret, he is to become the world’s first ever invisible drum and bass disc-jockey, much to the dismay of the b&b’s landlord, maurice chesterfield kemper.
through your keyhole terry nutkins, lorraine kelly and les dennis are the panelists on this week's show. lloyd travels to nashville, tennessee to gather evidence on the mystery guest. hosted by david frost.
feature: the shining seven years in the making, we refilmed the shining shot for shot but on a video camera and with no lighting. ironically, fourteen of our crew members died during production - two for every year. except they all died on one day.
axe boy malcolm's gone to bed with a good book. it better be good, as it's the last book malcolm will ever read.
dave calling ex raver 'thousand e's tony' is piecing his life back together after a complete physical and mental breakdown. the last thing he needs is a call from dave, the council estate gossip.
lucky stars dean friedman's got it all - manhattan apartment, loving girlfriend, massive nose. so why's he always worrying? life can be complicated when you're a schmendrick.
the shift terence and sarge are back on the trail of their nemesis, spencer coxson. high jinks ensue as they pursue. contains graphic violence of a filthy nature.
rock blondsky out of work commercials actor rock blondsky was horrifically typecast while filming a series of toilet roll ads back in the 80's. he lives in south west london with his animated pet bird, 'bird'.
the other half you've seen these types, hanging around mcdonalds, spitting all over the floor, wearing reebok classics, fake burberry and hoods. what is that language they speak and why are they here?
gaffa told me a world cup 2006 anthem by dean faithful, with special guest appearances from wayne rooney and david beckham.